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No More Beer Gardens at Union Street Festival – House Party Invites Will...
TweetNow here’s what’s funny when the so-called neighbors who own houses near traditional San Francisco street parties, like the Bay to Breakers Fun Run and the Union Street Festival, complain about...
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Hey Kids, Don’t Forget to Raise Hell at the Union Street Festival This...
TweetJust so you know. Click here to get an idea on what to expect on Union Street in the Cow Hollow / Marina this weekend, June 4-5, 2011. But keep in mind that you will be venturing onto the northern...
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OMG, It’s Time for the 2012 Union Street Festival, Where It’s OK to be an Out...
TweetI’ll tell you, San Francisco doesn’t have too many Republicans but they manage to come out in force during Steve Restivo’s annual Union Street Eco Urban (or is it Urban Eco?) Street Festival. I...
View ArticleThe Phrase “Long Gun” is Something the SFPD Thinks You Can Handle But the...
TweetCheck it: Long Gun Serial Robbers Arrested and Connected to George Court Officer Involved Shooting See? The SFPD just assumes you know that they’re talking about shotguns and/or rifles. But I’ll...
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SFPD Strolling on Sleepy 6th Avenue Loaded for Bear: Strapped with a Handgun,...
TweetPatrolling the streets of the quiet Richmond District must be more dangerous than it appears. That’s basically an M-16 rifle* he’s got on his back there. Anyway, this is just another shift change...
View ArticleHow Will the Signs for the Willie Brown Span of Our Bay Bridge Get Defaced?...
TweetAh, we’re just finding out about today’s big event. So just as Herb Caen (1916-1997) got a party for Herb Caen Way in 1996, Willie Brown (1934- 20__) is getting a party for the Willie L. Brown...
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Here Comes The Judge, the Taurus Judge, a Five-Shot Revolver Banned in CA But...
TweetOn newsstands now, ‘neath pop star! and look chic! (And look, this isn’t a very special weapon for her, it’s just an “EVERYDAY GUN.”) You’d think the hand model would have a finger or two on the...
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Freeway vs. Highway – Libel vs. Slander – Shotgun vs. Rifle – Accident vs....
TweetWe’re in Cali, right? So you know what a freeway is. So don’t call a freeway a “highway.” In California, a highway is any old street. For example: “CVC 21201 (d) A bicycle operated during darkness...
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Sitting on a Twitterloin Sidewalk Talking to the SFPD About Your...
As seen on my commute. No context to offer, sry.
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Strapped: When Two Long Guns Just Aren’t Enough, You Walk Around with Three
As seen in Frisco: Speaking of which, our Chronicle used the phrase long gun in the papah, one time at least. It’s useful, ’cause sometimes you don’t know what kind of gun some desperado might have....
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